I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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