i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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