A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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