haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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