ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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