i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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