ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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