On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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