Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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