I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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