come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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