ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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