so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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