do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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