Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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