I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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