I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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