How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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