Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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