I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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