Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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