I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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