That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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