I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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