David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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