So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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