Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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