Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Where is the hickey?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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