so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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