toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have post one night stand depression
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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