I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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