I wish I could punch you in the face.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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