All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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