After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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