i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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