there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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