so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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