Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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