i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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