Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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