I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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