Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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