Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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