My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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