drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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