I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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