420 ftw
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
