the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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