Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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