yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
