I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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