Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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