Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
