But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Drunk is not a location!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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